One day,the knight found a huge package within the cursed woods~
The knight overcome with curiosity decided to open the box instead of bring it to town to sell, he found a Daimeownt.
The Daimeownt turnt out North Korean and was related to Kim Jong-Un, so it was worth a billion trove flux.
But it turns out that this Daimeownt wasn´t actually a Daimeownt, in fact, on the face of Jim, it turned out as a witched glitched bug that, out of the blue, became a zergling Qbert
In the end, the knight sold little kitty, not for trove flux but for cupcakes
He then proceded to eat all of the cupcakes in one sitting, and he had to have his friend candy barbarian roll him to a gym.
Unfortunately, Candy Barbarians are not very bright, so his friend instead rolled him to a man named "Jim" who then proceeded to mug both the Knight and the Candy Barbarian for all of their precious bee syrup.
Kim demanded to have the Daimeownt returned to Korea, intimidating everyone with his collection of F4-S.T. Prototype Rocket mounts.
The knight proceeded to find another chaos chest and gave it to his friend. It had a chaos coin.
and den bonkerz said " the d'hevs must serioulsy reroll dem chests we cant afford more kittens to be lost"
Hearing the pleas of Bonkerz, the Developers removed all cats and kittens from chests, and replaced them with Pemblocks.
Then Albairn flew to towards Kim and said "sup" and flew away as Quesbly danced atop of the collection of F4-S.T. Prototype Rocket mounts.
But then the great ganda came towards Kim he said 'my dear frnd the end is near do u see the sky darkening the ladybugs are coming they will eat up ur preicious cat run to the dhevs only they can free you.
Everyone was so intimidated by Kim's dank rocket collection that they had no choice but to return the daimeownt.